Happiness Is A Warm Gun

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via eyehategawd)

semperannoying:

Aboard Cyclone-Class Coastal Patrol Ship USS Monsoon (PC4), Fires .50 Caliber Machine Gun Blanks at Simulated Hostile Small Boats.

semperannoying:

Aboard Cyclone-Class Coastal Patrol Ship USS Monsoon (PC4), Fires .50 Caliber Machine Gun Blanks at Simulated Hostile Small Boats.

(via eliteoftheelite)